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Date: February 6th, 2012
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Top 10 links for February 1st through February 6th

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Date: February 2nd, 2012
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Top 10 links for January 25th through February 1st

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Date: January 25th, 2012
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Top 10 links for January 14th through January 25th

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Date: January 13th, 2012
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Top 10 links for January 3rd through January 12th

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Date: January 4th, 2012
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Top 10 links for December 29th through January 3rd

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Date: December 31st, 2011
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Top 10 links for December 22nd through December 29th

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Date: December 23rd, 2011
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Top 10 links for December 19th through December 22nd

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Date: January 3rd, 2010
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Top 10 Lists of the Noughties

Yes, in honour of the cheaply made entertainment format for the attentively-challenged that has dominated the Christmas TV schedules, here is my list of the top ten lists of the last decade.

  1. FBI Ten Most Wanted Fugitives
    Osama went from rank outsider to racking up more years in a top 10 than Elvis.
  2. IMDb Bottom 100 Movies
    Were there more shit movies created in the noughties than any other decade?
  3. World’s richest billionaires
    America continued to be the best at creating individually-owned wealth.
  4. Blair In his own words
    Politician of the decade? Let the man be judged by posterity and his own words.
  5. The Nag: things you can do to make the world a better place
    Simple actions that even the laziest person can take to alleviating our hangover from 10 years of over indulgence.
  6. Jamie Oliver’s top British classics
    TV chefs dominated popular culture but apart from a few notable exceptions, few will stay the course into the next decade.
  7. John Motson’s top 10 football moments
    Some great footballing moments, some might say the best decade ever.
  8. Holy Moly’s most papped and most slapped
    The decade saw the rise and rise of celebrity for celebrity’s sake
  9. The Doomsday List
    The end of the world is an embarrassing fiction for some but Hollywood gold for others.
  10. My top 10 video games
    Videogames exploded in popularity but turned me into a curmudgeonly old nostalgist.

That’s 10 in top 10 – at last!

Date: January 3rd, 2010
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My Top 10 Tweets 2009

I thought it would be interesting to see the tweets that I have favourited in 2009 and pick a top 10 list to make up the numbers in my under used top 10 category.

They are mostly just random, humorous observations by friends and acquaintances, only some of whom I have actually met, with a few from the odd famous person and one of my own as twitter is after all, all about the royal me.

I think the examples demonstrate what I like most about twitter, that it is – to paraphrase John Maeda (a favourite tweeter but not featured herein) – a tool for creating an RSS feed of the collective subconscious. Having said that, none of these tweets are quite as funny or as inspiring as when I first read them but then again, I guess I had to be there.

Here’s the list in reverse chronological order:

nickpadmore
On the train this morning, I sat next to a man who kept licking his hands.

skinnermike
it amazes me that my heart has not stopped beating for my whole life. years and years of reliably life sustaining spasm. i heart my heart

misterkeg
Wow. Unpacking, found a box of old things: Kanji flash card, photo of my late father, empty box of Citalopram, pack of bath crayons.

johnshuttlewrth
sunday is a day of rest, but it can also be punctuated with DIY tasks if required.

mr_mr
Just talked to a lovely lady on the bus home about cod, bit bizzarre but also really nice.

apolaine
Flying by Ryanair is like being pick-pocketed and punched in the face every 5 minutes and paying for the privilege.

chloealper
Please tell me this is a joke.I think somone’s about to peel & eat a boiled egg while sitting next to me on THE most crowded bus in history

choobs
OMG! Orange Stupid is ‘fixing’ an iPhone with a Stanley knife! (Spoon 2 for anyone who’s interested)

alex_young
Does anyone else love shopping for stationary?

stuartcurran
Obama I love you but we only have 4 years to save the Earth

Date: April 14th, 2008
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My Top Ten Video Games

After reading about Charlie Brooker’s all time favourite videogames, I’ve been inspired to put together my own list. Same as with Charlie’s list, here are my own choices in order of chronology rather than rank.

Head Over Heels, ZX Spectrum (Ocean)
This was an inspired game for the ZX Spectrum that combined great graphics, challenging gameplay and quirky characters in a way that defied the limitations of an 8-bit game world. I’m sure there was a bug in it though, in common with loads of games of the time, as I just couldn’t get past some of the levels. I still enjoy playing this today on an emulator and it’s lost none of it’s appeal.

Gauntlet, Arcade (Atari)
I used to play this all the time when I was at University, usually on a Wednesday afternoon when I should have been in a Politics lecture along with my fellow skivers as the arcade machine had space for up to 4 players. The game itself was a never-ending Moebius strip of 2D dungeon destruction that gradually wore you down and exposed the idea that ultimately, there was no point in your character’s ceaseless struggle against overwhelming odds. I wouldn’t be surprised if it accounted for a few suicide attempts amongst regular players.

Super Mario Bros 3, NES (Nintendo)
All Mario games are good but this one stands out for me mostly cos Mario could fly if you got hold of the racoon suit. This was the sort of leap in gameplay that was equivalent to something like Portal nowadays as it meant that Mario’s platform world suddenly grew exponentially (at least that was the illusion created and further enhanced by a copious drug intake at the time).

Street Fighter II, SNES (Konami)
This was the ultimate “back-to-mine” game and the starting point of most Saturday nights as everyone piled round my flat with their carryout for some prolonged beat ‘em up action. It was the first time I remember feeling real physical aggression from playing a videogame – I would punch the armchair repeatedly every time my friend Elfie’s Dhalsim beat my Blanka.

Goldeneye 007, Nintendo 64 (Rare)
I never owned a Gamecube but spent enough time playing this to agree with those who regard this as one of the best head to head shoot ‘em ups ever. Better than the movie as well in my opinion.

Wipeout, Playstation (Psygnosis)
Still the future of racing. A combination of insanely fast antigravity grand prix, amazing graphics from the Designer’s Republic and a soundtrack of the best electronic music of the time including Chemical Brothers and Orbital. I was working in a Sony Centre when this came out and we had it hooked up to a 40″ projection TV and home cinema system at the back of the store. I can remember the first time I tried racing the final ice track and thinking there is no fucking way any human being could react quickly enough to win this race. But win it I did, eventually.

Metal Gear Solid Playstation, PS2 (Konami)
Possibly the coolest game ever, carrying it off with unapproachable style even in it’s daftest moments. Who can possibly forget the sort of head-fuck moments when your game console starts addressing you directly telling you to unplug your controller in order to defeat a telepathic baddie (MSG) or that you should just wake up and stop playing (MSG2), like you were plugged into the Matrix or something.

Half-Life, PC (Valve)
A fantastic plot, written by a genuine scifi author, which combined with some amazing game physics to make this one of the most immersive games ever and one that you had to keep playing till the sweaty, sleep-deprived end. Also responsible for a sequel that was as good as if not better than the original.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, PS2 (Rockstar)
It’s amazing to think that no one was able to create something that had so much fun with an amoral fantasy world until the GTA series came along. Learning the lessons of Wipeout before it, they also added a killer soundtrack of well chosen classic 80′s cuts that had everyone rushing to buy the soundtrack of the game thus proving that a videogame could be as big a franchise opportunity as any Hollywood movie. I was at college with the guy who did the graphic design for the game, Stuart Petri, and can remember seeing his name as the end credits rolled, thinking – “you lucky bastard”.

Ico, PS2 (SCE)
From a beast to a game of such mysterious beauty and elegance that you had to put down your controller every so often just to wipe away a tear of joy.